Surefire Proof That You're a Mom:

After your son has left the room, you watch for 10 more minutes to find out just what is making Clifford so itchy.

You have actually referred to yourself as "Mommy" to someone that was not your child and was an adult.

At least once in your life, you have gone to the restroom while holding 2 children.

You find it enjoyable to play Mario Party 8 with a child that is not yet 2.

You have learned to type with 2 children in you lap.

You've gone more than 2 days without showering... and it's not an adventure.

You now know the lyrics and tune to most nursery rhyme songs.

Do you know the tune and rhythm to the new alphabet song as sung by Alpha Pig??

More often then not, while sitting in church, you find yourself rocking your baby... but your babies in the nursery.